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Rainy Day Lady Bug

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bmblnb 01:51
Bumblin bumblin bumblin bee Bumbin bumbin bumblin bee And jumbling leaves and tumbling trees And I don't really mind if you say darn or gees Just before you go would you give me a squeeze Fumbling fumbling fumbling flea Fumbling fumbling fumbling flee And crumbling cheese and grumbling knees And have you ever heard of the queen of the seas Who eats crackers of rye and drinks bloody red tea Umbling umbling umbling eaves Umbling umbling umbling eaves And cuddling glees and troubling peas And of course you cannae help it if you suddenly sneeze Just cover up your mouth and try not to heave Stumbling stumbling stumbling Steve Stumbling stumbling stumbling Steve And mumbling theives with their humbling heaves And ain't it kinda odd that they never use keys They just climb through the window and they never say please Sometimes I love you so much that I have to believe Somewhere not so far away's a God who's singing to me
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sugar! 02:43
Sugar Song [CHORUS:] Sugar, sugar, sugar Sugar makes me feel fine Sugar, sugar, sugar Sugar all of the time (I got to have my) Sugar, sugar, sugar Sugar makes me feel high Sugar in the mornin, Sugar in the evenin Sugar at supper time! When its time for breakfast I got to have my brownie crunch And when it's almost twelve noon I got to have my cookie with lunch And when it's nearly bed time I go down and raid the pantry I get a bowl and fill it With nutella and marshmallows And I top it off with ice cream! [CHORUS] And if I'm feelin lazy Give me sweets for engery And if I'm actin crazy It's not the carbs so much as the caffine And if you think I'm moody It's not because I'm bi-polar Don't need no special medicine Or therapy or consoling Just give me some SUGAR! [CHORUS] And when I'm almost 80 Sugar will still be my best friend I'll probably be diabetic But that is why they make insulin And when my nurse isn't lookin I'll reach into my desk drawer I'll take a bite of snickers And I'll guzzle down a soda Then I'll have a seizure on the floor! (sugar!) [CHORUS]
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my lil pony 01:18
My Little Pony My little pony Will eat you for breakfast Just wait until Tuesday She's comin for you (yeah, yeah) & Strawberry Shortcake Hello Kitty and Smurfette They're waiting in her wings To nibble your bones But don't worry, baby Standin by your side Is Optimus Prime And here comes G.I. Joe (oh, oh, oh) But don't mention Barbie Skeletor took her And He-man won't save her Cause he's rescuing you!
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I'm goin back to yesterday When we had so much time to play I'm not into this cleaning day So I'm goin back to yesterday When we had so much time to play I'm goin back to late last week When we had the party in the middle of the street When had a bouncy house and a trampoline So I'm goin back to late last week When we had the party in the middle of the street I'm goin back to mid last year When that sky was oh so clear All this stormy weather is way too drear So I'm goin back to mid last year When that sky was oh so clear I'm goin back to last decade Before you were a glimmer in your mom and dad's brain Believe it or not things weren't the same (uh, well...) So I'm goin back last decade Before you were a glimmer in your mom and dad's brain I'm goin back a century Just to satisfy my curiosity I wonder 'bout the people livin' in history So I'm goin back a century Just to satisfy my curiosity I'm goin back melliniums 'Cause I think dinosaurs are that fun Also 'cause I sorta wanna get to ride one So I'm goin back melliniums 'Cause I think dinosaurs are that fun I'm not gonna go any further than that I think it would be scary not to have a planet I'm sure it was a sight, whatever happened way back But I'm not gonna go any further than that I'd be happy just ah sittin' with you chewin up the fat
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I'm not going to repeat the lyrics.
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tell on you 02:42
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You Hit, You Sit If you hit, you sit And then you'll throw a fit So before you hurt your friends you need to calm down just a bit And if you bit, you sit Just like when you hit If you can't control yourself I'm gonna give you a minute And if you pout in your time-out You'll probly get the gout And then your toe will swell so big that you will want to scream and shout But if you say, "Okay, I'll be mindful while I play." Then you can get back to your friends and we'll continue with our day And if they make you mad Don't react—that would be bad! Take a moment to yourself and maybe think of something glad Because the trick, of it Is to think before you hit When we act from anger anger is precisely what we get (And please don't spit!)
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A Little Bird Oh, There once was a little bird Who flew up high and have you heard About the little bitty bug That flew into his yellow ear? And buzzing, buzzing, buzzing And flying way up high And getting kinda dizzy til the bird fell from the sky And when the little bird fell down He landed with a little plop! Into my bowl of cereal And I once cried for mom and pop Oh mommy, mommy, mommy A bird fell in my bowl Oh papa, papa, papa Is he okay, how would i know? But before my dad replied I saw the bird stick up its beak From out the milk within my bowl And I then heard him to me speak "Oh do you have some tweezers There's a bug stuck in my ear And if you could remove it I will make your wish appear!" "Heya kid, what's all the fuss?" Then asked my dad, I said "Not much There's just a sliver in my palm." He got the tweezers from the hutch "Oh daddy, daddy, daddy Can I do it on my own It's a simple operation—" He said "Sure, kid, here you go." When dad left I got a towel And dried the bird til he said "Now Please get the bug out of my ear So I can fly away from here!" And with the little tweezers I oh-so-carefully Removed the bugging bug That actually was a magic flea! What would you know that magic flea Looked at the bird and looked at me And said "You haven't got a clue What you have got yourselves into!" And leaping from the tweezers It landed on my hand And opened up a doorway To Rainbow Magic Land! Rainbow Magic Land!? No way!!!
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snackz 04:00
Snackz My sister got a new bike With a pokadot banana seat She rode it to the market To get us something salty, something sweet And on her ride back home She thought she saw across the street A municipal mackaw Riding on a dog with two left feet (who sang:) Hey little sister, Would ya like to share Them BBQ chips, and them gummy bears Forget about your brother Share them snacks with me Then my sister kept riding Up high on her banana seat When a couple blocks later She thought she saw across the street An un-humble hacker Who was convinced he was so 1337 He typed on his computer And then she heard his robot beep: Hey little sister, Would ya like to share Them BBQ chips, and them gummy bears Forget about your brother Share them snacks with me Then my sister kept riding Up high on her banana seat When a couple blocks later She thought she saw across the street A curious crocodile With eighty-five icicle teeth She tried to ride faster But all the same she heard him speak: Hey little sister, Would ya like to share Them BBQ chips, and them gummy bears Forget about your brother Share them snacks with me Then my sister kept riding Up high on her banana seat When a couple blocks later She thought she saw across the street A mama and a stroller And in that stroller a baby That mama looked tired Probably cause the baby was screaming (So the mama sang:) Hey little sister, Would ya like to share Them BBQ chips, and them gummy bears Forget about your brother Share them snacks with me Then my sister kept riding Up high on her banana seat When a couple blocks later She finally turned onto our street And when she pulled up In the shopping bag I could plainly see There were no more snacks She had not saved any for me (So I sang) Oh, hey little sister, Why didn't you care To safe some BBQ chips and some gummy bears For your little brother Did you forget me? AW, MAN!!!
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The chicken with the ham Where asked the bear is the chicken with the ham Where asked the bear is the chicken with the ham And the crow told bear: In the field there's a hare Who can tell you where's the chicken with the ham So the bear asked the hare where's the chicken with the ham Yes the bear asked the hare where's the chicken with the ham But the fox ate the bunny, and stole the bear's honey Before the hare could tell the bear where's the chicken with the ham Where asked the bear is the chicken with the ham Oh, where asked the bear is the chicken with the ham And the crow told bear: In the tree there's a pear Who can show you where's the chicken with the ham So the bear took the pear in his big strong hands Yes the bear took the pear in his big strong hands And the pear tasted sweet, and a little like meat And then the bear did stare at the chicken with the ham The bear did stare at the chicken with the ham Yeah the bear did stare at the chicken with the ham And the bear asked the hen, to share the ham with him And then the bear did share with the chicken all the ham
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sj's jeep 02:03
SJ's Jeep june 2010 SJ's sad, her Jeep got towed She parked in the loading zone And then a cop named Truman Toad Caught her texting on the road and then a yellow light turned red and then her left tail light went dead And late one night she lost her keys And that's what happened to her Jeep And when she had her oil changed Mechanic Mike found something strange And so her exhaust pipe he patched But could not fix her broken hatch And somewhere on the interstate Began a repetitive scrape And once her radiator leaked And that's what happened to her Jeep And she got caught goin' 65 On the back roads of SBI And somewhere on the rotunda A teenage girl rear-ended her But she has low insurance rates Cause usually she drives real safe Yes coffee stains are on her seats But after all, it is her Jeep And when she brings it into town She lets me drive her around And if a slow driver frustrates She tells me not to tailgate And I take it to Trader Joe's While she shops for new used clothes And once we took it to the beach Just me and her in SJ's Jeep Just me and her in SJ's Jeep
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When you grow up (April, 2010) When you grow up you'll have creeks in your bones Creeks in you knees and in your elbows Cause when you grow up, as everybody knows You'll probably have creeks wherever creeks can go And when you grow up you'll have hair in your nose, Hair in your ears and hair on your toes Cause when you grow up, as everbody knows You'll probably have hair wherever hair can grow And when you grow up you'll have lots of bills Bills for the water and bills for your pills And if you want heat to avoid the chills Ya better get some skills to pay for the bills When you grow up you gotta think for yourself If you wanna have a good life, if you want a little wealth Cause when you grow up you can't rely on someone else To figure it out for ya if you don't for yourself And when you grow up I hope you are happy I hope you are nice, I hope you aren't mean And as you grow up and you find your dreams Follow them to the best of your ability You gotta follow them to the best of your ability
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Developed within a preschool in Portland, Oregon, over the course of the wettest spring/summer, like, EVER — RDLB (rainydayladybug) is sure to delight children and teens and the oddball parent. Combining quirky sensibilities with literary prowess, it is perfectly unique in its blend of style and substance.

Album highlights (listen to these while you peruse your facebook): SJ's Jeep, Snackz, and Sugar!

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released July 24, 2010

All tracks Authored & Recorded by Benjamin Ampersand, 2010

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